A#m 
There's danger out on the nations' roads 
        C# 
They're paved with snakes and flattened toads, 
    G# 
And truckers drive in rigs so big 
         A#m 
They can flatten a cow, or a horse, or a manatee 
    F#                      A#m  
And those who survive are a lucky few, 
            D# 
But there's one brave cat who made it through 
        D#m              F              A#m 
And I'm here to tell the tale to you of Sailcat 
A#m 
Sailcat? Sailcat 


       A#m 
He was huntin' for mouse to feed his face, 
     C# 
When strange radiation from outer space 
       G# 
Turned him into a super invincible cat 
       A#m                        
When a truck ran him down with a hideous splat! 
       F#                         A#m 
Ah, he couldn't be killed, but he still could be squished 
        A#                      D#m 
And he lay in the passing lane shakin' his fist 
          F   
Then some kids helped him fly with a flick of the wrist 
                          A#m  
And that was the birth of Sailcat 
         B 
Sailcat. Sailcat 

   Bm                            
He rolled after that truck like a buzz saw unleashed, 
       D 
And he sliced it in two like a knife through a peach 
          A 
One truck half took the high road, the other the low 
        Bm 
And the message went out on CB radio: 
          F 
"Breaker, breaker, lookout, watch your back 
                    E 
Be afraid there's a Frisbee-like cat who's a mighty sharp blade." 
       F#                                        Bm 
So the feared and revered reputation was made of Sailcat 
         C 
Sailcat. Sailcat 

          Cm 
He's been known to cut Redwoods and stop a whole fleet 
       D# 
when a family of tapeworms was crossing the street 
         A# 
And when Mom's having trouble with Thanksgiving plans 
       Cm 
he has even dropped by to help open some cans 
         F#                          
And when someone's depressed or has had a bad day 
     F 
He inherently knows just the right thing to say 
F 
"Don't be depressed, Cow! People loves you because you're big, fat and ugly! Go with it!" 
           D#                 G                       Cm 
Then he'll ask for a toss and be on his way .... He's sailcat! 
Cm 
Sailcat!