tabbed by Matellmon 

CAPO 2nd fret 

C 
WELL IF I HAD MONEY, TELL YOU WHAT I'D DO 

I'D GO DOWNTOWN, BUY A MERCURY OR TWO 
F                              C                  
CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY, LORD I'M CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY 
       Am                  G                    C 
GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP & DOWN THE ROAD 


C 
WELL THE GIRL I LOVED, STOLE HER FROM A FRIEND 

HE GOT LUCKY STOLE HER BACK AGAIN 
    F                                  C  
SHE HEARD HE HAD A MERCURY, LORD SHE'S CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY 
      Am                   G                      C 
GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD 


C 
WELL HEY NOW WOMAN DON'T YOU LOOK SO FINE 

DRIVIN ROUND IN YOUR MERCURY 49 
F                              C  
CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY, LORD I'M CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY 
           Am                  G                     C 
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD 


C 
WELL MY BABY WENT OUT, SHE DIDN'T STAY LONG 

BOUGHT HERSELF A MERCURY COME A-CRUISIN' HOME 
F                                C   
CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY, YEAH SHE'S CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY 
           Am                  G                     C 
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD 


C 
WELL IF I HAD MONEY, TELL YOU WHAT I'D DO 
C 
I'D GO DOWNTOWN BUY A MERCURY OR TWO 
F                              C 
CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY, LORD I'M CRAZY BOUT A MERCURY 
          Am                     G                     F 
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD 
          Am                     G                     F 
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD 
          Am                     G                     C 
I'M GONNA BUY ME A MERCURY AND CRUISE IT UP AND DOWN THE ROAD.