Dbm                Gb 
Have you heard the tale of Craig's Mom's Bush 

         Abm            Gb           Dbm 
And the night when it saved us from drones? 

 Dbm             Gb 
Nobody knew the power it had 

             Abm          Gb         Dbm 
They just thought it was shaggy and gross 

        Abm                  Ebm 
Craig's Mom lived a life of shame and despair 

    Abm                    Ebm  F7 
Everyone feared her great giant bush (they didn't) 

    Dbm                      Gb 
But then when drones were filling the sky 

       Abm        Ebm          Abm 
She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly 

Bbm                   Fm 
Craig's Mom's bush, Craig's Mom's bush 

Bbm         Cm         F 
Gargantuan thicket of mad-ness 

Dbm                     Gb 
Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold 

Abm      Ebm    Abm 
Truly a magical bush to behold! 


Or, up one semitone (easier to play) 

         Dm                 G 
Have you heard the tale of Craig's Mom's Bush 

         Am            G             Dm 
And the night when it saved us from drones? 

 Dm             G 
Nobody knew the power it had 

             Am           G         Dm 
They just thought it was shaggy and gross 

        Am                   Em 
Craig's Mom lived a life of shame and despair 

    Am                    Em    F# 
Everyone feared her great giant bush (they didn't) 

    Dm                      G 
But then when drones were filling the sky 

       Am        Em            Am 
She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly 

Bm                   F#m 
Craig's Mom's bush, Craig's Mom's bush 

Bm          C#m        F# 
Gargantuan thicket of mad-ness 

Dm                     G 
Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold 

Am      Em       Am 
Truly a magical bush to behold!