Intro 
F D G C 

verse 1 
C                   F 
We wish you a Merry Christmas 
   D                G 
We wish you a Merry Christmas 
   Em               F 
We wish you a Merry Christmas 
         G      C    G 
And a Happy New Year 

verse 2 
   C                     F 
We wish you the best day ever 
    D                         G 
And hope all your Christmas endeavors 
    Em                     A   G 
Are super-fun, amazing and clever 
              F   G            C 
And that your New Year's rocks too 

verse 3 
                           F 
Oh, come, tell me what'cha doin' 
    Dm                G 
All my relatives just flew in 
     Em           F 
From Mexico and Jerusalem 
         G   C 
For the holidays 

verse 3 
                            F 
Both Christmas trees and menorahs 
   D   C            G 
It can be confusing for us 
     Em              Am  G 
When we break into a Chorus 
    F 
Of olé 
G 
Olé 
       C 
And oy vey 

Oy vey 

verse 4 

Good missions 
          G 
I'll give to Agents A through Z 
      C                        Em 
Carl, get away from that punch bowl 
           F        G# 
I'm saving that for me 

Sorry, sir 

Verse 5 
   C#               F# 
We wish you a Perry Christmas 
   D#               G# 
We wish you a Perry Christmas 
   F                G# 
We wish you a Perry Christmas 

And a grrrrr 

New year 

Verse 6 
  C#              F# 
I wish for a calculator 
      D#       C#       G# 
Slash-Hindi-English translator 
          Fm         A#m G# 
To find a common denominator 
   F#   G#    C# 
In both of my tongues 

Verse 8 
                  G# 
Good wedgies I'll give 
   D#         G# 
To all of you nerds 
             C# 
That's how I say "Merry Christmas" 
  F#              A 
I ain't good with words 

Verse 9 
  D                     G 
I wish you would let me rule you 
   E                 A 
In evil I'm going to school you 
  F#                 G 
I won't sugarcoat or fool you 
         A            D 
Your New Year's looks grim 

verse 10
A# D#                G# 
We wish your every endeavor 
      F                       A# 
Makes this the best Christmas ever 
          G 
And we're all so glad that 
       Cm      A#    G#   A#    B    C# D# G#m D# 
We are never mention fiiiiggy pudding