[Refrão]
 
        A                              A 
Stop promoting your own channel in the comments 
       Bm                        E 
It's obnoxious, unrelated, and a bore 
               A                              Bm 
When you're promoting your own channel in the comments 
           E                       A 
Well, it's not really a comment anymore  

Verse 
      Bm 
Now I understand you're trying to grow 
Bm 
Add more viewers to your show 
A 
We all wanna be a PewDiePie 
    Bm 
But when you type this type of shit 
   Bm 
It doesn't make me wanna click 
   E                               N.C. 
In fact, I'd rather leave a rude reply 

Spoken Interlude 
(N.C.) 
I HOPE YOU DIE! 
Too much? 
That was a little too much, right? 
I'm sorry fellas, this stuff really salts my apples, you know what I mean? 
Anyways 


[Refrão]
 
     A                                 A 
Stop promoting your own channel in the comments 
     Bm                             E 
Dude it doesn't even work, it's bad business 
                            A                               Bm 
And when you see someone promoting their own channel in the comments 
        E                                  A7 A 
Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is 
        Bm                  E              A 
Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is