What is written out below is as close as possible as someone who isnt a 
member of Spiderbait could work out. 
 
At the beginning of the recovery special version Kram plays an intro on 
a kazoo and it sounds cool. If you have seen the special, good stuff, 
but if you havent you should see it on Recovery or something. Its worth 
it too. 
 
Good Luck. 
Sam Massey 
 
 
Kazoo Intro 
 
Bass Riffs 
 
Intro/Verse 
|-------5---------------5-| 
|-5-6-7---7-6-5---5-6-7---| 
|---------------7---------| 
|-------------------------| 
 
Heavy Beefy Chorus 
|--------------------| 
|--------------------| 
|--------------------| 
|-0-0-3-0-3-0-3-0-3--| 
 
Bridge 
A. clean8x      B. mild dist. 16x C. beefy distortion 8x 
|--------------|-----------------|-----------------| 
|-5-6-7--------|-----------------|-----------------| 
|--------------|-5-6-7-----------|-----------------| 
|--------------|-----------------|-3-4-5-----------| 
 
O.K. 
 
The Guitaring 
 
Intro w/wah wah pedal 
|-12--12--12--12--0--12--12--15?-15p-12--0--12--12--0---| 
|-12--12--12--12--0--12--12--12--12------0--12--12--0---| 
|-12--12--12--12--0--12--12--12--12------0--12--12--0---| 
|-12--12--12--12--0--12--12--12--12------0--12--12--0---| 
|--x---x---x---x--x---x---x?--x---x------x---x---x--x---| 
|-12--12--12--12--0--12--12--12--12------0--12--12--0---| 
 
|-12--12--15?-15p-12--0--12--12?-15--15p-12-------------| 
|-12--12--12--12------0--12--12--12--12-----------------| 
|-12--12--12--12------0--12--12--12--12-----------------| 
|-12--12--12--12------0--12--12--12--12-----------------| 
|--x---x---x---x------x---x---x---x---x-----------------| 
|-12--12--12--12------0--12--12--12--12-----------------| 
 
Verse w/clean 
|----------------------------------| 
|----12-------12-------0-------12--| 
|-14-------14-------14------14-----| 
|-------14-------14------14--------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
 
Chorus A. w/beefy distortion 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|--0-0-3-0-3-0-3-0-3---------------| 
 
Bridge 
A. mild distortion 16x (play in unison with basses B. Bridge riff) 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|-5-6-7----------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
 
B. beefy chunky heavy distortion in the world (unison bass C. Bridge 
riff) 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|-3-4-5----------------------------| 
 
Chorus B. Different Riff (similar to chorus riff) it is play beyond the 
bridge. 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|----------------------------------| 
|-0-3----0-3----0-3----0-3--0--3---| 
 
Song Layout 
 
>From the album The Unfinished Spanish Galleon Of Finley Lake 
 
Intro (both bass and guitar) 
Verse x5 (on last one singing begins) 
Chorus Riff x2 (but not actual chorus) 
Verse Riff x1 
Chorus Riff x2 
Verse Riff x1 
Chorus Riff x2 
Verse Riff x1 
Chorus x10 (Proper Chorus-"Cut my hair, ??? Bam B Bam." 
Bridge- 1. Bass Riff A. 8x, 
        2. then Bass Riff B and Guitar Riff A. 16x, 
        3. then Bass Riff C and Guitar Riff B. 8x (with chunky 
distortion) 
Verse Bass only (guitar feedback) 
Chorus B. 4x (the slightly different version played beyond bridge) 
Verse Bass only 1x 
Chorus B. 
Verse Bass only 
Chorus B. 
Verse bass only 
Normal Chorus (chorus A.) 10x 
Then end on G power chord 
 
 
I hope everything is cool bananas. People who have heard the song a few 
times should able to follow the layout. If you do not agree with 
anything that is only minor you can substitute yourself. Any major 
problems contact