The guys have been playing this cover live a fair bit lately, it's 
a very easy song to play so i thought i'd transcribe it. There is 
two ways of playing it, one with a capo and the other without. Live, 
Bernie plays this with the capo on an acoustic guitar, while Darren 
and Ian play the normal barr chords. Enjoy :) 
 
VERSE CHRODS: 
(with capo on 3rd fret)   (without the capo) 
E-|--3---0--|-            -|--6---3--|- 
B-|--3---0--|-            -|--6---3--|- 
G-|--0---0--|-            -|--7---3--|- 
D-|--0---2--|-            -|--8---5--|- 
A-|--2---2--|-            -|--8---5--|- 
E-|--3---0--|-            -|--6---3--|- 
 
CHORUS CHORDS: 
(with capo on 3rd fret)   (without the capo) 
E-|--0---4--|-            -|--3---4--|- 
B-|--1---4--|-            -|--4---4--|- 
G-|--2---5--|-            -|--5---5--|- 
D-|--2---6--|-            -|--5---6--|- 
A-|--0---6--|-            -|--3---6--|- 
E-|------4--|-            -|------4--|- 
 
 
Here's the lyrics: 
 
A police car and a screaming siren 
Pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete 
A baby wailing, stray dog howling 
The screech of brakes and lamp light blinking 
 
That's entertainment, that's entertainment 
 
The smash of glass and the rumble of boots 
An electric train and a ripped up phone booth 
Paint splatters walls and the cry of a tomcat 
Lights going out and a kick in the balls 
 
I say that's entertainment, that's entertainment-Ahh! (la la la) 
 
Days of speed and slow time Mondays 
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday 
Watching the news and not eating your tea 
A freezing cold flat, and damp on the walls 
 
I say that's entertainment, that's entertainment 
 
Waking up at 6am on a cool warm morning 
Opening the windows and breathing in petrol 
An amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard 
Watching the telly and thinking about your holidays 
 
That's entertainment, that's entertainment-Ahh! (la la la) 
 
Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes 
Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume 
A hot summer's day and sticky black tarmac 
Feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away 
 
That's entertainment, that's entertainment 
 
Two lovers kissing amongst the scream of midnight 
Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude 
Getting a cab and travelling on buses 
Reading the grafitti about slashed seat affairs 
 
I say that's entertainment, that's entertainment-Ahh! (la la la) 
 
 
 
lyrics from Harlan at [email protected]