[Intro ]

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Lyrics: 

Well, everyone knows Juanita 
Her eyes each a different color 
Her teeth stick out and her chin goes in 
And her...knuckles they drag on the floor 

(Those aren't the words) 
(There are children present) 

Her hair is like a brier 
She stands in a bow-legged stance 
And if I weren't so ugly 
She'd possibly give me a chance 

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| /   Slide up 
| h   Hammer-on 
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