B5  C#5  E5  Em  F#5  G#5 
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|----------------------------| 
|--4----6---9----------------| 
|--4----6---9---2----4---6---| 
|--2----4---7---2----4---6---| 
|---------------0----2---4---| 
 
 
            B5              F#5                        Em 
Yeah My Girlfriend Takes Me Home When I'm Too Drunk To Drive 
         B5             C#5            E5 
And She doesn't Get All Jealous When I Hang Out With The Guys 
    B5                F#5               Em (with heavy palm mute) 
She Laughs At My Dumb Jokes When No One Does 
              B5                C#5           E5 
She Brings Me Mexican Food From Sombrero Just Because 
          B5 
Yeah Just Because. 
 
 
            B5             F#5        Em 
Yeah My Girlfriend Likes U.L And D.H.C 
            B5                C#5           E5 
And She's So Smart And Independent, I Don't Think She Needs Me. 
      B5                F#5         Em (with heavy palm mute) 
Quite Half As Much As I Know I Need Her. 
         B5              C#5     E5 
I Wonder Why There's Not Another Guy That She'd Prefer. 
 
 
    F#5                     Em                          B5 
And When I Feel Like Giving Up Like My World Is Falling Down 
       F#5              C#5 
I Show Up At 3am, She's Still Up Watching Vacation 
      Em 
And I See Her Pretty Face, It Takes Me Away To A Better Place And... 
 
 
Chorus (x2) 
 
B5                    F#5                   Em 
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything 
G#5          F#5 
Everything's Gonna be Fine! 
 
 
           B5           F#5                    Em 
And My Girlfriend Takes Collect Calls From the Road 
       B5                  C#5         E5 
And It Doesn't Seem To Matter That I'm Lacking In The Bulge 
   B5                F#5               Em (with heavy palm mute) 
She Laughs At My Dumb Jokes When No One Does 
              B5                C#5           E5 
She Brings Me Mexican Food From Sombrero Just Because 
 
 
   F#5                     Em                          B5 
And When I Feel Like Giving Up Like My World Is Falling Down 
       F#5              C#5 
I Show Up At 3am, She's Still Up Watching Vacation 
      Em 
And I See Her Pretty Face, It Takes Me Away To A Better Place And... 
 
 
Chorus (x4) 
 
B5                    F#5                   Em 
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything 
G#5          F#5 
Everything's Gonna be Fine! 
 
 
BRIDGE: Play B5 8 times and let it ring 
 
 
Chorus (x4) 
 
B5                    F#5                   Em 
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything 
G#5          F#5 
Everything's Gonna be Fine! 
 
End the song with B5!!