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Intro: 

D  A  E  A 
D  A  E  E7 


verse: 

          D            A       E          A 
It's all watchin' and learnin' or so they say, 
D            A               E 
Half of the time ya know it just ain't that way 
      D          A          E            A 
It's movin' and doin' and spoutin' and spewin' 
D            A            E             E7 
Drivin' this rig 'til the end of the day 
      D    A           E            A 
Well exercise there's just no more time, 
D                  A              E 
Switched from the beer to the fortified wine 
D          A           E         A 
Far less calorie with far more effect, 
D             A              E                E7 
Doesn't take long 'til i'm half way to wrecked 


Solo (play intro chords overtop): 


    
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verse 2 (play same chords as verse 1): 

Well the boss is mad 'cause i stole all the sterno, 

Drain it off and it's hell don't you know 

One little sip and the colors start whizzin' 

Call the police say i'm here but i'm missin' 


Outro: 

D         A                 E             A 
Call the police 'cause i'm here but i'm missin' 
D         A                 E       E7            
Call the police 'cause i'm heeeeeeeeere but i'm  
D         A          E           F#m 
Missin' 
D       E        A 


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