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I arrived home early, she thought that I'd be late 
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And my girly     wasn't waiting at the gate 
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I climbed the stairs, the stairs that I had climbed a hundred times before 
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And there, I heard a noise behind the bedroom door 
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A silent prayer escaped my lips as if I knew what was in store 
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I, I tore the bedsheet off, and there she was with another man 
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I looked into her eyes and then I knew... 

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I am now a cuckold, she cuckolded me 
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When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be 
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This cuckoldation  has cuckoldified me 
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And cuckoldentally I'm cuckoldised by her cuckoldity 
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Cuckoldish me, life has taken on a cuckoldastic twist 
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I should have seen, when I looked at her, she was a cuckoldist 

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I am now a cuckold, she cuckolded me 
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When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be 
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Her cuckoldastic tendencies have brought me to my knees 
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Oh please, I reminisce on my pre-cuckishious period 
              G        D                   Em          A4-A 
And these cuckolditory things have made me post-cuckoldic 

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Ahh cuck, I feel like such a cuck head 
             G  A   D      A     D 
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-ooh    ooh-oo-oo-oo-ooh