G      D E          B  E         B   D 
Victory If Glenda She, Had A Baby, Oooee 
 
Verso:  G  B  C  G  D 
        G  B  C  D 
 
Things Were Looking Gloomy And Glenda She Was Sad 
Kevin Had Been Out With Carol Sands 
But Glenda She Though Surely 
It Can't Be That Bad, If I Had A Baby 
 
Chorus 
 
Glenda Went Round To The Doctors The Next Day 
You Can't Have A Baby, That's What He Said 
Glenda Did Not Give Up She's Got This Book To Read 
On How To Have A Test Tube Baby 
 
Chorus 
 
Glenda's Dad Had Just Died And She Was Unhappy 
If Only She Could Have A Baby 
So To The Disapproval Of Kevin And His Mam 
She Signed Up For A Baby 
 
Chorus