Intro 
A6 B6 


Verse 
A      B            E        F#m 
I am a man of honor and I am mortified 
        C#m7      D7/C 
By your litany of slurs 
C#m7          D7/C 
Such a lot of words 
A6  B6 
Oh, dear 



[Refrão]
Chorus 
E        A                  B 
Madam, I challenge you to a duel 
   A                       E 
My second warned you to be careful 
     A             D     A 
That bell can't be unrung 

E            A              B 
Madam, you mistake me for a bumpkin 
     A                    E 
It's clear you're yelling something 
    A                    D     A 
Oh, please don't burst a lung 


Break 
A6 B6 
A6 B6 


Verse 
A          B 
You are an unfit rival 
E          F#m 
By spirits taught to sing 
      C#m7            D7/C 
But a tune so twisted now 
     C#m7                    D7/C 
Like all that's sweet's gone sour 
A6  B6 
Oh, dear 



[Refrão]
Chorus 
E            A              B 
Madam, you mistake me for a fool 
          A                       E 
Yes, your little dog may hold the pistols 
  A                    D       A 
Although he seems high strung 
E        A                  B 
Madam, I challenge you to a duel 
   A                       E 
My second warned you to be careful 
     A             D 
That bell can't be unrung 
A          B 
Can't be unrung 
A          E 
Can't be unrung