E                              D 
              Please allow me to introduce myself  
                        A                            E 
              I'm a man of wealth and taste  
              E                                 D                   
              I've been around for a long, long year 
                A                                           E 
              Stole many a man's soul and fate 
               E                             D 
               I was 'round when Jesus Christ  
                               A                               E 
              Had his moments of doubt and pain 
              E                                 D 
              Made damn sure that Pilate 
                                  A                               E 
              Washed his hands and sealed his fate  
               B                   
              Pleased to meet you  
                                              E 
              Hope you guess my name 
                                 B  
              But what's puzzling you  
                        D                  E 
              Is the nature of my game 
              E                              D 
              I stuck around St. Petersberg 
                          A                                   E 
              When I saw it was a time for a change 
               E                                  D 
              Killed the Czar and his minister 
              A                                           E 
              Anas Anastasia screamed in vain  
               E                              D               
              I rode a tank, held a General's rank 
               A   
              When the Blitzkrieg raged 
                                        E  
              And the bodies stank  
               B                   
              Pleased to meet you  
                                               E 
              Hope you guess my name,oh yeah  
                                 B 
              But what's puzzling you  
                         D                  E 
              Is the nature of my game,oh yeah  
              E                    
              I watched with glee 
                                                D        
              While your kings and queens 
                                      A  
              Fought for decades  
                      
              For the Gods they made 
              E 
              I shouted out 
                                       D 
              "Who killed the Kennedys?" 
                         
              When after all 
                          A         E 
              It was you and me  
              E                                    D 
             So please let me please introduce myself  
                       A                           E 
              I'm a man of wealth and taste 
               E                           D 
              And I laid traps for Troubadours  
                            A                                       E 
              Who get killed before they reached Bombay 
               B                  
              Pleased to meet you  
                                                E 
              Hope you guess my name,oh yeah  
                                B   
              But what's puzzling you  
                        D                  E 
              Is the nature of my game,oh yeah, get down, baby  
             B 
              Pleased to meet you  
                                                  E 
              Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah 
                                 B 
              But what's confusing you  
                                                  E 
              Is just the nature of my game 
             
               E                               D 
              Just as every cop is a criminal 
                   A                      E 
              And all the sinners Saints  
               E 
              As heads is tails 
                                  D 
              Just call me Lucifer  
                            D                A 
              'Cause I'm in need of some restraint  
              E 
              So if you meet me  
                                 D 
              Have some courtesy  
                                  A                              E 
              Have some sympathy, and some taste 
               E                                    D 
              Use all your well-learned politesse 
                       A                       E 
              Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah  
               B                 
              Pleased to meet you  
                                              E 
              Hope you guess my name,um yeah  
                                  B 
              But what's puzzling you  
                                            E 
              Is the nature of my game,um baby, get dow......B-E-B-D-A-E (GUITAR SOLO)