B                              A  
There's a tramp sitting on my doorstep  
F#                  E  
Trying to waste his time  
B                    A  
With his mentholated sandwich  
F#                     E  
He's a walking clothes line  


B                            A  
And here comes the bishop's daughter  
F#           E  
On the other side  
B                        A  
And she looks a trifle jealous  
F#                            E  
She's been an outcast all her life  

                   F#  
Me, I'm waiting so patiently  
A             B  
Lying on the floor  
                          A  
I'm just tryin' to do my jigsaw puzzle  
                    B  
Before it rains anymore  
  
B                              A  
Oh the ganster looks so frightening 
F#                E  
With his blue gun in his hand 
B                    A  
When he gets home to his children 
F#            E  
He's a family man  

B                              A  
When it comes to the minnie grinnies 
F#                  E  
He can shove in his knife 
B                         A  
Yes he really looks quite religious 
F#                          E  
He's been an outlaw all his life 

                   F#  
Me, I'm waiting so patiently  
A             B  
Lying on the floor  
                          A  
I'm just tryin' to do my jigsaw puzzle  
                    B  
Before it rains anymore  

                   F#  
Me, I'm waiting so patiently  
A             B  
Lying on the floor  
                          A  
I'm just tryin' to do my jigsaw puzzle  
                    B  
Before it rains anymore  

B                   A  
Oh the singer looks angry 
F#                     E  
At being thrown to the lions 
B                    A  
And the base player he looks nervous 
F#              E  
About the girls outside 

B                        A  
And the drummer he is so shattered 
F#                E  
Trying to keep on time 
B                           A  
And the guitar players look damaged 
F#                                E  
They have been outcasts all their lives 

                   F#  
Me, I'm waiting so patiently  
A             B  
Lying on the floor  
                          A  
I'm just tryin' to do my jigsaw puzzle  
                    B  
Before it rains anymore  

B                            A  
Oh there are twenty thousand grandma`s 
F#                    E  
Waving hankies in the air 
B                  A  
Throwing up their pensions, 
F#                     E  
And shouting, it`s not fair 

B                       A  
There is a reggiment of soldiers 
F#                E  
Standing, looking on 
B                         A  
And the Queen is bravelly shouting 
F#                      E  
What the hell, is going on 

B                      A  
With a blood curling Tally-hoo 
F#                    E  
She charged in to the ranks 
B                     A  
And blasted all those Grandmas 
F#                                 E  
Whith their dieing breath screamed thanks 


                   F#  
Me, I'm waiting so patiently  
A             B  
Lying on the floor  
                          A  
I'm just tryin' to do my jigsaw puzzle  
                    B  
Before it rains anymore