[INTRO ]C  Bb F 

(C            Bb   F) 
Wet wallpaper, 
Curry stained mattress 
Mashed potato, ??? 
Well I went down shop and I bought a music paper 
Put it under my arm, I was gonna read it later 
I got on the tube and I opened up the paper 
Stayin' in a bedsit, stayin' in a bedsit 

Bb               G    F 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now 
G#               F    Eb 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now 
Bb               G    F 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now 
G#               F    Eb 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now 

(C            Bb   F) 
Stork margerine 
British council houses 
Golden Virginia, same old discos 
Well I queued in the chip shop for 16 minutes, 
And the greasy dago turned on the radio, 
It was coming out clear, it was Capital radio 
Stayin' in a bedsit, stayin' in a bedsit 

Bb               G    F 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now 
G#               F    Eb 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now 
Bb               G    F 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now 
G#               F    Eb 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now 

(C            Bb   F) 
Ejaculation 
McVities chocolate biscuits 
P45's, Cracks in the ceiling, 
Well I sat in my room and I watched the TV 
I stayed in my room and I watched the TV 
It was black, it was white, then it went crazy 
Stayin' in a bedsit, I'm stayin' in a bedsit 

Bb               G    F 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now 
G#               F    Eb 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now 
Bb               G    F 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now 
G#               F    Eb 
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now Ya