[Intro:  ]G / C x4 
Verse:  With intro progression throughout  
        G                  C 
	I know a girl called Kris 
	 
	Who believes in God and Elvis 
 
	An(d) I'm an  atheist, but we get on fine 
 
	I know a girl called Kris, who's a astral projectionist 
 
	An(d) I want nothing to do with it but we get on fine  
	 
	Two bar rest with snare 
 
Chorus ? Whistle x2 = 8 bars with intro riff  
 
 
Verse 2: 
	I know a girl called Kris, who eats celery and parsnips 
 
	An(d) I eat fish and chips but we get on fine 
 
	I know a girl called Kris, who thinks leprechauns exist 
 
	An(d) I think that's a load of shit but we get on fine 
	 
	Two bar rest with snare	 
 
Chorus ? Whistle x1 = 4 bars intro riff 
 
Outro: G C     D----------------------   C 	             G C  
	     She's a friend of my sisters    She's a friend of mine.