D                        G  
I have a train set and a garage full of cars  
      Em      A      D 
And a soldier with a gun  
D                                     G 
My mother says I should have more responsibility  
       Em     A      D 
As I'm nearly thirty-one 

         Em    A          F#m    Bm 
I have a plane, I have a crane 
         Em             A                 D 
That can lift up all my trains and all my cars  
         Em  A             F#m    Bm 
I have a boat that doesn't float  
      Em               A               D 
But a big machine that takes me to the stars  

    Dm 
But my mother says I should get a job  
      Gm              Dm 
Or my father she will tell  
    Dm                 
She says 16 years is a long enough rest  
         Gm               Dm 
Though I say that I'm not well  


D                        G  
I have a train set and a garage full of cars  
      Em      A      D 
And a soldier with a gun  
   D                                  G 
My mother says she'll break up all my toys and all my games 
           Em      A       D  
And she'll say I'm not her son  

    Dm 
But your mother says you should get a job  
        Gm              Dm 
Or your father she will tell  
    Dm   
She says 16 years is a long enough rest  
           Gm                  Dm 
Though you say that you're not well  

        Em   A         F#m    Bm 
I had a plane, I had a crane  
           Em             A                 D 
That could lift up all my trains and all my cars  

        Em  A              F#m     Bm 
I had a boat that couldn't float  
         Em              G      A      D 
So my machine and me are going to the stars