Intro: G  D  A  (x2) 

                    G   D         A 
Well you should see Polythene Pam 
                  G              D            A 
She's so good looking but she looks like a man 
                     G                              E7 
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag 
                   F   G         A 
Yes you should see Polythene Pam 
   F     G     A 
Yeah yeah yeah 

G  D  A (x2) 

      G              D             A 
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt 
             G           D                    A 
She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt 
          G                             E7 
She's the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World 
               F           G            A 
Yes you could say she was attractively built 
F     G     A 
Yeah yeah yeah 

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