A 
Well, there once was a man 
And that man had a Beard 
     G 
He shaved off his Beard 
              A 
And now he's dead! 
          A 
And there once was a girl 
And her husband had a Beard 
     G 
She asked him to shave It often 
               A 
And now she's dead! 

           D 
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!) 
           A 
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!) 
          G 
Now he's dead! 
         A B C 
Now he's dead! 
             D 
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!) 
             A 
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!) 
  G                         A 
Grow up Beard or you'll be dead! 

          A 
Well the Girl and the Man, 
they each had a funeral, 
     G                           A 
the people who attended are nowdead. 
         A 
So the grave digger came, 
to bury the bodies, 
G                               A 
and he had a beard and cant be killed. 

          D 
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) 
          A 
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) 
       G 
Had a Beard 
          A B C 
Can't be killed! 
          D 
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) 
          A 
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!) 
G                          A 
Have a Beard and can't be killed! 

            A 
Well, there once was a man 
And his name was Daren Hitch 
     G 
He shaved off his Beard 
               A 
And now he's shit! 

           D 
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!) 
           A 
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!) 
           G 
Now he's shit! 
         A B C 
Now he's shit! 
           D 
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!) 
           A 
Hitch is shit! (Hitch is shit!) 
  G                                 A 
Shaved off his Beard and now he's shit!