Intro: 

Am 
Bearded men listen to me 

G 
We were once proud we were once free 

Dm                    F 
Let us not forget our history 

F    G 
Whoa oh 

Am 
Someday we will find a place 

G 
Where beards are welcome on our face 

Dm                              F 
Together we'll create a bearded race 

F    G 
Whoa oh 


Refrain:  

            Am        G 
We'll start a bearded nation 

          Dm 
A Bearded population 

            Am         G  G# 
This is our aspiration 

Am         G 
This is an invitation 

              Dm                 
This join our congregation 

                    F    G 
To join our bearded nation 
  
Am G Dm F G 


verse 1: 

Am 
Our new found society 

G 
Will be built on equality 

Dm                        F 
All our education will be free 

F    G 
Whoa oh 

Am 
The bearded will walk hand in hand 

G 
The biggest beard will rule the land 

Dm                          F 
All shaving devices will be banned 

F    G 
Whoa oh 
  

Refrain: 

In our bearded nation 
Our bearded population 
This is our aspiration 
This is an invitation 
This join our congregation 
To join our bearded nation 


Bridge 1: 

F                    D  
Someday we'll all be there 

G                     E      F  G 
In the land of facial hair 


verse 2 (same chords as verse 1 but picked) 

Each bearded man's needs fulfilled 
Doctors' fees will be bulk-billed 
The beardless will be rounded up and killed 
We'll take them to an institution 
Where they'll face state execution 
By firing squad or electrocution 


Refrain: 

So join our 
Bearded nation 
Our bearded population 
Our bearded operation 
It's not an invitation 
It is an expectation 
You'll join our bearded nation 


Bridge 2 (same chords as bridge 1) 

And if you don't agree 
With our autocracy 
You'll be charged with treachery 
And gunned down in the street 


Refrain: 

Bearded nation 
Our bearded operation 
This is our aspiration 
It's not an invitation 
To join our congregation 
You'll join our bearded nation