[Verso 1]

E                     F# 
 I was supposed to be sent away, 
     D#m                     G#m 
 But they forgot to come and get me 
E                    F#                    B              G#m 
 I was a functioning alcoholic till nobody noticed my new aesthetic 
E               F#                  D#m                 G#m 
 All of this to say, I hope you're okay, but you're the reason 
E           F#                   B                    G#m 
 And no one here's to blame, but what about your quiet treason? 
    

[Refrão]
 
           E                   F# 
 And for a fortnight there, we were forever 
                 D#m              G#m 
 Running to you, sometimes asked about the weather, 
                  E 
 Now you're in my backyard 
            F# 
 Turned into good neighbors 
                  B 
 Your wife waters flowers 
           G#m 
 I want to kill her 
  

[Verso 2]

E                    F# 
 All my mornings are Mondays 
              D#m          G#m 
 Stuck in an endless February 
E                   F# 
 I took the miracle move on drug 
      B               G#m 
 The effects were temporary 
       E              F# 
 And I love you, it's ruining my life 
    D#m            G#m 
 (I love you, it's ruining my life) 
   E           F# 
 I touched for only a fortnight 
    B                  G#m 
 (I touched you) But I touched you 
  

[Refrão]

           E                       F# 
 And for a fortnight there, we were forever 
                 D#m                    G#m 
 Running to you, sometimes asked about the weather, 
                  E 
 Now you're in my backyard 
            F# 
 Turned into good neighbors 
                  B 
 Your wife waters flowers 
           G#m 
 I want to kill her 
           E                       F# 
 And for a fortnight there, we were together 
                 D#m                   G#m 
 Running to you, sometimes comment on my sweater, 
                   E 
 Now you're at the mailbox 
            F# 
 Turned into good neighbors 
               B 
 My husband is cheating 
           G#m 
 I want to kill him 
  

[Ponte]

     E                F# 
 And I love you, it's ruining my life 
    D#m            G#m 
 (I love you, it's ruining my life) 
   E           F# 
 I touched for only a fortnight 
   B            G#m 
 I touched you, I touched you 
     E                F# 
 And I love you, it's ruining my life 
    D#m            G#m 
 (I love you, it's ruining my life) 
   E           F# 
 I touched for only a fortnight 
   B            G#m 
 I touched you, I touched you 
    
Outro 
     E                    F# 
 I'm calling you, but you won't pick up 
         D#m                G#m 
 Another fortnight lost in America 
         E                F# 
 Move to Florida, buy the car you want 
        B                     G#m 
 But it won't start up till you touch, touch, touch me 
     E                    F# 
 I'm calling you, but you won't pick up 
         D#m                G#m 
 Another fortnight lost in America 
         E                F# 
 Move to Florida, buy the car you want 
        B                   G#m 
 But it won't start up till I touch, touch, touch you