Capo 1 

Verse: F#m, E, Bm 

Bridge: F#m, E, D 

Chorus: A, E, G, D 

F#m 
Judi Nathan. 
E 
Kelly Casson. 
Bm 
Sally Timmerman... 

F#m 
Anna Kim. 
E 
Lucinda Primm. 
Bm 
Jill and Jenny Sands... 

F#m 
Good ole Lisa. 
E 
Christ, she seems so 
Bm 
Distant, and so sad. 

F#m 
Then there's Wendy, 
E 
Somehow with me -- 
Bm 
Doesn't matter where I am... 

F#m 
Hip preteens 
E 
out in their jeans 
D 
zippered in their buds 

F#m 
From the back 
E 
man that ass 
D 
and that little slip of bra 

F#m 
O, my hands 
E 
Adjust my pants, 
D 
In the auditorium. 

F#m 
Down the hall, 
E 
Into the stalls, 
D 
Where my fingers are all thumbs... 

A 
Christ, such a whole, like, deal. 
E 
Nightly. Too unreal. 
G 
Holding you -- you're nowhere near me. 
D 
And I mean, holding, holding... 

A 
Through the darkness comes the laughter. 
E 
All the stars bend over sideways. 
G 
Oh my darlin', there's a heaven. 
D 
Such a comet on its way... 

F#m 
Suzi Maler. 
E 
Heather Taylor. 
Bm 
Stanley Anderson... 
F#m 
Paula White 
E 
Barbara Leight. 
Bm 
Patti Emelson... 

F#m 
Good ole Lisa. 
E 
Christ, she seems so 
Bm 
Distant, and so sad. 

F#m 
Then there's Wendy, 
E 
Somehow with me -- 
Bm 
Doesn't matter where I am... 

A 
Christ, such a whole, like, deal. 
E 
Nightly. Too unreal. 
G 
Holding you -- you're nowhere near me. 
D 
And I mean, holding, holding... 

A 
Through the darkness comes the laughter. 
E 
All the stars bend over sideways. 
G 
Oh my darlin', there's a heaven. 
D 
Such a comet on its way... 

A 
Through the darkness comes the laughter. 
E 
All the stars bend over sideways. 
G 
Oh my darlin', there's a heaven. 
D 
Such a comet on its way... 
D 
Such a comet on its way