This is my first tab, and it's all by ear but I'm pretty sure it's correct.  

No capo 

Intro: C 
      C 
She was a livewire, she was stuck in the past 
   F                                G 
I was holding the middle, you was waking up fast 
  C 
It was four in the morning, she was holding on tight 
F                          G 
to a David Bowie look a like circa '85 
  C 
Now he's turning up his amplifier, staring at his toes 
  F                                    G 
Even when he's looking at you he's still looking down his nose 
    C 
Sounds like surf music maybe more than just a little 
   F                                    G 
but to me it's just another form of California dribble 
G 
the top and bottom look straight to me but shaky in the middle 

         C                     Am 
Well there's something to be learned here 
       F                       G 
Though it may seem a little insincere 
     C                     Am 
Like a cruel clown grinning ear to ear 
        F                            G 
You're a country singer I'm a cavalier 

        C 
Well I wanna know the whole story over 
          F                      
Where you came from, where you going, 
       G 
However long it takes to know you 
        C 
With your heavy metal heartbeat, Salty but you seem sweet 
F                         G 
Tippy toes on both feet, Rockin to the teen beat 

         C 
Well, ice cream, soda pop, bourbon on top 
           F                                 G 
Some people call it rock and roll and some people call it pop 
           C 
Some call it country music every time you use a fiddle 
              F                         G                 
How am I supposed to know if that's a fact or just a riddle? 
        G 
Too tight around the edges, leave a little room to wiggle. 

    C                        Am 
Well there's something to be learned here 
     F                        G 
Though it may seem a little insincere 
   C                       Am 
Like a cruel clown grinning ear to ear 
    F                               G 
You're a country singer I'm a cavalier 


Oh oo oh oo oh (x8) (same chord progression as Chorus)  

      C                        Am 
Well there's something to be learned here 
    F                         G 
Though it may seem a little insincere 
 C                         Am 
Like a cruel clown grinning ear to ear 
      F                               G 
You're a psycho killer, I'm a cavalier