D 
Make your money with a suit and tie 
A 
Make your money with a shrewd denial 
C                              G 
Make your money expert advice, 
G   A                 (before chorus hold 1st A on this line) 
If you can wing it 
D 
Make your money with a power ply 
A    
Make your money with a buyout bribe 
C            G  G  A   
Make it lie     as long as you mean it 


[Refrão]
Gm      C             G 
I'm not King of Comedy 
Gm              C             G 
Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me) 
 
D 
Make your money with exploitation 
A  
Make it holy illumination 
C                             G 
Say a prayer at every station 
G               A   
Don't forget to ask for mercy 
D 
Make your money with a pretty face 
A 
Make it easy with product placement 
C                                 G 
Make it charged with controversy 
G                 A 
I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi 
 
Gm      C             G 
I'm not king of comedy, 
Gm           C         G 
I'm not your magazine, 
Gm           C          G 
I'm not your television 
 
{Bridge:}  G5  Slide (8x) 
 
D 
Make your money, make it rich 
A 
make it young and make it quick 
C                                     G 
Make your money on the jukebox, baby, 
G    A  
it's pick up sticks 
D 
Make your enemies make your moves 
A 
Make your critics fumble through 
C                                   G 
Make it smart and make it schmooze 
G       A  
Make it look easy 
Gm      C             G 
I'm not king of comedy, 
Gm           C         G 
I'm not your magazine, 
Gm           C          G 
I'm not your television 
Gm           C             G 
I'm not your movie screen 
Gm         C     G 
I'm not commodity    (all together now) 
{Following chords are picked:} 
Gm          C     G 
I'm not commodity 
Gm          C     G 
I'm not commodity 
Gm          C     G 
I'm not commodity 
Gm          C     G 
I'm not commodity