Intro: G#  A 

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I've been called an OxyMoron 
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Because I question which drugs our war's on 
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Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on 
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The healers have become the harmers 
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They're just pharmaceutical farmers 
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What we used to call dealers 
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We now call doctors 
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I might be a CD Cynic 
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Cause that crack house is now a clinic 
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It's time they change the name of the oath to 
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The hypocritic or the parasitic 

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It isn't Adderalltruistic 
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By overprescribing 
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How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring 
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I'll throw a Prozacuzation 
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With a Subketamining 
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They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris 
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They should be Ativanishing 

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With every Demeroltercation 
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They'll have a good Xanaxplanation 
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You're just Cialistrated 
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Cause we made your dick deflated 

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It's OxyMoronic 
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It's OxyMoronic 

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It should be doctors getting busted 
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For their Klonopinions we trusted 
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We're not the sinners, they're the ones 
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That served us the Vicodinners 
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I don't want to be an alarmist 
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But in that harmacy there's a harmacist 
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And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists 

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It's OxyMoronic 
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It's OxyMoronic 
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It's OxyMoronic 
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It's OxyMoronic 

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Don't think that I AmBien crazy 
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The medical industrial complex 
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Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come 
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Because of Percosex 
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How can we Hydrocondone 
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Their blatant misconduct 
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They don't care for patients 
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They care about pushing product 

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Are you OxyMoronic 
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For wanting your daily chronic 
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And making your mom's house hydroponic 
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You're OxyMoronic 

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I've been called an OxyMoron 
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For getting my metaphor on 
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Linoleum is a Flooron 
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I'm an OxyMoron 

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It's time to be alarmed 
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We're not being healed, we're being harmed 
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Our country's being factory farmed 
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It's OxyMoronic 
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It's time to sound the alarma 
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We can't put our faith in karma 
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We got a common enemy 
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And they're called Big Pharma 

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And it's OxyMoronic 
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And it's OxyMoronic 
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It's all OxyMoronic 
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It's all OxyMoronic