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Mister telephone man... there something wrong with my line 
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When i dial my baby's number... i get a click every time 
       G                      Dmaj7 
Mister telephone man... there something wrong with my line 
       G                                Dmaj7       Ab7 
When i dial my baby's number... i get a click every time 

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When i dial 6 6 1, computer service... she said "hello may i help you please?" 
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    Ab7 
I told her something must be wrong with my phone, 'cuz my baby wouldn't hang up on me 

verse 2 
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She let the phone ring twenty times before she answered... let me tell you what happened then 
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 Ab7 
A minute later, i got the operator saying "please hang up and place your call again", baby 

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Some strange man is on the telephone...  he keeps telling me baby ain't home 
G                        Dmaj7 
She ain't got no party line, the situation's blowin' my mind. 
G                    Dmaj7          Ab7 
Oh!     i just can't take it anymore 

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        Dmaj7  Ab7 
Please operator, i've seen what you can do... i dialed the right number, but i still  
Couldn't get through. 
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Could you just check the wire, one more time if you can... i'm pretty sure her phone  
Won't be answered by some 
Dmaj7     Ab7 
Man