Bm 
I woke up late today 
E 
Actually i do that everyday 
Am 
Got no place to be seen 

I'm not part of a scene 
G 
I'm a genius loser 
                                         Bm 
Keeping counsel with my own opinion 
                           E 
President of the state that i'm in 
               Am 
Should i just stay in bed? 

Should i live in my head? 
     G 
Oh god so many questions to ask 

Oh you could call me lazy 
I think of it as taking my time 
'cos i don't want to do what i don't want to do 
I'm the queen refusenik 



[Refrão]
         Bm                                                           E 
But - oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine 
               C             G 
But i'm a real late starter 
            D                         A 
So i'm making up for lost time 
Bm                                                                E 
Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now 
            C        G                  D           A 
But i'm so polite - i do it all of the time 
                   C            G 
I missed my calling in life 
Bm 
Oh well. 

Day by day i wonder 
If i will be torn asunder 
By these things that i know that nobody else knows 
Or maybe it's the drinking 
I guess we should consult a bible 
Everybody needs a sign - or 
Bless the birds and the bees 
The flowers and trees 
And blessed be the slacker 

Refrão 
But - oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine 
But i'm a real late starter 
So i'm making up for lost time 
Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now 
But i'm so polite - i do this all of the time 
I missed my calling in life 
       E                               G 
And you must be having a laugh 
 E                                    G 
Oh god - you're having a laugh 
D                 Am             G 
No point in worrying if my day´ a disaster 
D               Am                  G 
Inside my little head i'm happy ever after 
         F# 
Yes i am 

Refrão 
Oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine 
But i'm a real late starter 
So i'm making up for lost time 
Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now 
But i'm so polite 
I missed my calling in life 

Refrão 
Oh my god - if i was somebody i'd be doing it all just fine 
But i'm a real late starter 
So i'm making up for lost time 
Oh my god - if i was somebody you'd be kissing my arse right now 
But i'm so polite - i do this all of the time 
I missed my calling in life 
Oooh - what of my life? 
Yeah well.