[Verso 1]

   C              Am            F               G 
I hope you meet a boy, who's as handsome as can be 
                   C            Am                 F               G 
And when you're walking back to his place, he gets murdered in the street 
       C                Am                F                 G 
And I hope that someone spoils the ending to your favorite show 
       C              Am                         F           G 
And I hope you get an adorable puppy and it gets eaten by a crow 



[Refrão]

F                 G                           C       G       Am 
    I don't wanna wish you luck, I hope the world without me fucking sucks 
F                      G                       C       G        Am 
Lick my balls and kiss my nuts I hope you burn in hell you fucking slut 


F            G 
  I hate you so much 
    F         G 
Oh I hate you so much 
   F             G            C 
I hate you cuz I miss you so much 
     Am      F     G 
You fucking slut 



[Verso 2]

       C              Am                    F            G 
And I hope it's your birthday and you get caught in the rain 
              C                Am                   F           G 
And then you pull out your umbrella and proceed to get hit by a train 
       C              Am            F                 G 
And I hope you get convicted for a crime you didn't commit 
         C                  Am             F            G 
And your cellmate's name is Helga and she makes you her bitch 
      C               Am                   F            G 
And I hope you have a one night stand that you deeply regret 
         C           Am         F              G 
And you have an ugly baby with red hair and tourettes 


C                            Am 
  I have a confession to make, see it's not you that I hate 
F                            G                  C                              Am 
See, I wear a mask like I'm tough and then I'll call you a bitch and then I'll call you a slut 
    F                                 G 
But deep down it's because I fucking miss you so much 
C                                Am 
Baby it's been so hard since you took your love away, 
F                             G 
my ego is destroyed and now I never get laid 
           C                          Am 
And if you wanna come home just walk right through the door 
     F 
But if you're happy without me 
      G 
Then you're a fucking whoreee