[Verso 1]
 
         Em 
Henry I love you, 
                G 
and it's not okay. 
               D 
I came in my boxers. 
                      C 
You're stuck in my brain. 
         Em 
Henry I love you. 
                  G 
My girl left me sad. 
                 D 
She started an OnlyFans. 
                      C 
You're the only one I have. 


[Refrão]
 
                               Em 
You're not just a hoover to me, 
              G 
oh oh, oh oh, 
                               D 
you're not just a hoover to me, 
              C 
oh oh, oh oh, 
                               Em 
you're not just a hoover to me, 
              G 
oh oh, oh oh, 
                        D 
you're the only one I need, 
                         C 
you're not a hoover to me, 
       Em 
Henry.