Intro: C F G Am F G C 

          C      F         G      Am 
I want to be a Playboy's bunny 
           Am        F         G   C 
I'd do whatever they asked me to 
             C        F       G   Am 
I'd meet people with lots of money 
                Am  
and they would love me 
     F  G     C 
like I loved you 


          C     F       G          Am 
I want to be a topless waitress 
           Am         F       G     C 
I want my mother to shed one tear 
            C       F       G       Am 
I'd throw away this old sedate dress 
           Am          F   G     C 
slip into something a tad more sheer 


F                C         G 
 I want to be an artist's model 
F                  C   G 
 an odalisque, au naturel 
C                      F       G     Am 
 I should be good at spin-the-bottle 
                  Am  
while I've still got something 
 F    G  C 
left to sell 


          C     F     G                Am 
I want to be a cobra dancer 
             Am        F        G       C 
with Little Willie between my thighs 
           C      F        G           Am 
I may not find a cure for cancer 
                Am       F  G   C 
But I'll meet plenty of single guys 


F                 C      G 
 I want to be a brothel worker 
F                      C       G 
 I've always been treated like one 
C                  F          G      Am 
 If I could be a back-street lurker 
               Am 
I'd make more money 
     F G C 
and have more fun 


          C     F   G                 Am 
I want to be a dominatrix 
            Am           F       G     C 
which isn't like me, but I can dream 
            C 
learn S and M 
    F          G            Am 
and all those gay tricks 
             Am 
And men will pay me to 
 F     G     C 
make them scream 


F                C      G 
 I want to be a porno starlet 
F                          C      G 
 (for that I'll wait till Mama's dead) 
C                     F          G         Am 
 I'll see my name in lights of scarlet 
             Am         F  G   C 
and get to spend every day in bed 


          C     F        G            Am 
I want to be a tattooed lady 
       Am       F       G              C 
dedicated, as I am, to art 
            C     F           G       Am 
Characters bold, complex and shady 
              Am 
will write my memoirs 
   F    G   C 
across my heart.