D                                  G 
I never learned how to spin plates on sticks 
D                                 G                                                D 
But i have a coat that makes me look just like a bird 
G                        D       G 
Just like a bird 
D                                        G 
Whenever I go running in it people they smile 
D                                   G                               D 
Especially when I throw bird feet into the air 
G 
Into the air 
A                           E 
But on the surface I look warm 
A                          E 
But on the surface I look warm 
A                                                    E 
But underneath that is wool and water 
A                                                                E 
And underneath the water and wool I am cold 

Cold 
Cold 


D                            G 
I have a friend who looks like a bear 
D                             G 
Whenever he throws his big hands into the air 
D                                         G 
People tend to leave 
                   D                     G 
And people tend to cry 
D                          G 
He lives in a cave right down the street 
D                                                 G 
And this time of year you'd think he'd be asleep 
                 D 
But he's not 
                G                                                 D          G 
He's admiring his porcelein spoon collection 
                                    D 
His porcelein spoon collection 
A                                          E 
But on the surface he looks cold 
A                                         E 
But on the surface he looks cold 
A                                                   E 
But underneath that is cotton and candy 
A                                                                   E 
And underneath the candy and cotton he is gold 

Gold 
Gold 

D                                          G 
I never learned how to spin plates on sticks 
D                                                 G 
And I never learned how to spin plates on sticks 
      D                          G 
And I never learned 
A                       E 
But oh we are friends 
A                               E 
Together we have partners 
A                                                        E 
I'll make him laugh and he keeps me safe 
A                                                                E 
Well I'll make him laugh and he keeps me clean 

Clean 
Clean 

(If anything seems to be ridiculously out of place, please leave a comment as this  
is my first try)