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        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Drunk girls cause a couple of heart attacks 
        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Drunk girls are unusually mild 
         E 
(Drunk boys) 
Drunk boys keep in pace with the pedophiles 
        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Drunk girls are boringly wild 

        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Drunk girls get invitations from nations 
        B 
(Drunk girls) 
They got the patience of a million saints 
        E 
(Drunk boys) 
They steal, they steal from the cupboards 
        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Drunk girls like to file complaints 

B 

        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Drunk girls are like a night of simplicity 
        B 
(Drunk girls) 
They need a lover who is smarter than me 
        E 
(Drunk boys) 
Drunk boys, we walk like pedestrians 
        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Drunk girls wait an hour to pee 

        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Drunk girls know that love is an astronaut 
         B 
(Drunk girls) 
It comes back, but it's never the same 
        E 
(Drunk boys) 
Drunk boys, drunk boys, drunk boys, drunk boys 
        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Drunk girls can be just as insane 

E 
Oh oh oh 
I believe in waking up together 
E 
So oh oh 
                                   B 
That means making eyes across the room 

        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Just 'cause I'm shallow doesn't mean that I'm heartless 
        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Just 'cause I'm heartless doesn't mean that I'm mean 
        E 
(Drunk boys) 
Sometimes love gives us too many options 
        B 
(Drunk girls) 
Just 'cause you're hungry doesn't mean that you're lean 

        B 
(Drunk girls) 
I've heard lies that could curdle your heartstrings 
        B 
(Drunk girls) 
A couple truths, maybe burn out your eyes 
        E 
(Drunk boys) 
Drunk boys leave their irons in the fireplace 
         B 
(Drunk girls) 
'Cause drunk girls give them too many tries 

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Drunk girls, drunk girls, drunk girls, drunk girls... 

E 
Oh oh oh 
I believe in waking up together 
E 
Oh oh oh 
I believe I'm waking up, but no promises 
E 
Oh oh oh 
I believe in waiting out the weather 
E 
Oh oh oh 
I believe in making up 

     E 
The day becomes the night x4 
Honestly, honestly, honestly 
                            B 
Unless it hurts, why do it? 
Hey, hey, hey, hey! 
Oh 

  B/A 
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