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C 
I was quiet as a mouse 
F 
When i snuck into your house 
C 
And took roofies with your spouse 
G 
In a nit and out a louse 
C 
And lice are lousy all the time 
F 
They suck your blood drink your wine 
C 
Say shut up and quit your crying 
G                          C 
Give it time and you'll be fine 

F         G         C     G     F 
You're so nice and you're so smart 
                   G              C      G    F 
You're such a good friend i hafta break your heart 
                 G                 C         G       F 
Tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart 
                      G                 C 
Just pretend i didn't tear your world apart. 

C 
I like boys with strong convictions 
F 
And convicts with perfect diction 
C 
Underdogs with good intentions 
G 
Amputees with stamp collections 
C 
Plywood skinboards ride the ocean 
F 
Salty noses suntan lotion 
C 
Always seriously joking 
G 
And rambunctiously soft-spoken 
C 
I like boys that like their mothers 
F 
And i have a thing for brothers 
C 
But they always wait til we're under the covers 
G 
To say i'm sure glad we're not lovers 

F         G         C     G     F 
You're so nice and you're so smart 
                   G              C      G    F 
You're such a good friend i hafta break your heart 
                 G                 C         G       F 
Tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart 
                      G                 C 
Just pretend i didn't tear your world apart. 

C                        F 
I like my new bunnysuit 
C                        F 
I like my new bunnysuit 
C                        F 
I like my new bunnysuit 
G                     C 
When i wear it i feel cute