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Well I see you got yourself a brand new harmonica 
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Mail ordered from the Steagal's catalogue 
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Boy I hope you can learn to play it like Lonnie Glossom 
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And while you added you to oughta learn a verse or two 
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Of Red River Valley Oh My Darling Clementine or Salty Dog 
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Oh but please don't play Red River Valley 
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And how about Polly Wolly doodle all day and see 

You know the only song I ever learned to play  

On my 2 dollar and 98 cent harmonica 

That I got from Wayne Raney in Clint Texas 
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C-L-I-N-T Clint Texas was Red River Valley 
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Then she said farewell to my French harp and me 
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Well I see you're doin' pretty good on your new harmonica 
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But don't you think you oughta learn about one more tune you know 
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See you hold it like you's gonna eat a handful of popcorn 
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And sometime you suck in and sometimes you blow 
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But friend now please don't play Red River Valley 
               E                      A 
And how about Polly Wolly doodle all day 

Like I said the only song I ever learned 

On my 2 dollar and 98 cent harmonica that I got from Clint Texas 
                                     D           A 
From Wayne Raney in Clint Texas was Red River Valley 
                   E                            A 
Oh then she said farewell to my French harp and me