SICK, SOBER AND SORRY 
Recorded by Johnny Bond 
Written by Tex Atchison and Eddie Hazelwood 
 
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(Well) Now, I'm G Sick, Sober and C Sorry 
D Broke, disgusted and G sad D 
G Sick, Sober and C Sorry 
But D look at the fun that I G had. 
 
I met with a gal in a C tavern 
D Oh, what a beautiful G dream D 
We had three or four, then C had several more 
And D that's when I went off my G beam. 
 
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The jukebox so loudly was playin' 
Each couple havin' a ball 
But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals 
I bet I'm the sickest of all. 
 
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Outside I was hailin' a taxi 
I got one this time without fail 
It sported a star, I never got far 
Was only three blocks to the jail. 
 
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