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Christmas is coming, the geese is getting fast (nice),
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Please to put a penny in the old man's hat.
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If you haven't got a penny, a ha-penny will do,
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If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you (good).


Now Scooter, you come in after my first line, and you two boys follow.
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Christmas is coming, the geese is getting fast,
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Please to put a penny in the old man's hat.
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If you haven't got a penny, a ha-penny will do,
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If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you.

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Christmas is coming, the geese is getting fast,
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Please to put a penny in the old man's hat.
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If you haven't got a penny, a ha-penny will do,
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If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you.

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Christmas is coming, the geese is getting fast,
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Please to put a penny in the old man's hat.
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If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you.
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God bless you, god bless you.
If you haven't got a ha-penny, uh Miss Piggy? We're finished.
Oh. I knew that.