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Chorus 
  C6      C#dim7 Dm6     D#dim7 
A fine romance with no kisses 
  Em7    Am7    Dm7       G7 
A fine romance, my friend this is 
   C6               Ebdim7      Dm7 G7  Dm7  G7 
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes 
   C6                A7           Gb7    F7 E7  A7 Dm7 G7 
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes 

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Chorus 
  C6      C#dim7 Dm6     D#dim7 
A fine romance you won't nestle 
 Em7    Am7    Dm7       G7 
A fine romance you won't wrestle 
 C6                  C7                     Fmaj7 A7/E 
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt 
 Dm7      D#dim7  Em7 Eb7 Dm6       G7      C6   Dm7  G7 
I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance 


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Chorus 
  C6      C#dim7 Dm6     D#dim7 
A fine romance my good fellow 
  Em7    Am7    Dm7       G7 
You take romance I'll take jello 
       C6               Ebdim7      Dm7 G7  Dm7  G7 
You're calmer than the seals in the artic ocean 
    C6                A7           Gb7    F7 E7  A7 Dm7 G7 
At least they flap their fins to express emotion 

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Chorus 
 C6      C#dim7 Dm6     D#dim7 
A fine romance with no quarrels 
 Em7    Am7    Dm7       G7 
With no insults and all morals 
     C6               C7                        Fmaj7 A7/E 
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants 
  Dm7   D#dim7    Em7 Eb7 Dm6       G7      C6   Dm7  G7 
I never get the chance, this is a fine romance