Verse 1: 
        E                              A 
	Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers 
        E                                    A 
	And they sure don't look like cowboy boots	 
        E                                 A 
	And that ain't rock and roll your playin 
	F#                                      B 
	And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues 
	 
Bridge: 
	A                         B                   E 
	Your singing a song about making love to your drummer 
	A               B                     E 
	Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on 
	A                    B           E 
	And we don't all get in to donna summers 
	F#                                          B 
	Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs! 
 
Chorus:                     A   B        E 
 	Cause you see I'm a di... .... nosaur 
	                          A     B      E                        
	I should have died out a long.. time.. before 
                         A    B    E                       
	Have Pitty on a di... .... nosaur 
                   F#             B                    E 
        Hand me my hat excuse me maam, but where's the door! 
 
	 
Verse 2: 
        E					 A 
	Used to be I had a lot of fun in the old hangout 
	E 					      A 
	We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights 
	E 				              A 
	Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back! 
  	F#                                     B 
	And a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right. 
Bridge: 
                           A               B            E 
	And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy 
                 A            B             E 
	And this disco's very strange to my ears 
        A                            B               E 
	Look's like they turned the longhorn into a spaceship 
	            F#                                   B 
	And I'll be leaving just a soon as I finish this beer 
 
to chorus:  
         
ending: 
                    F# 
	Give us our hats  
                  B 
        Excuse me maam 
                    E 
        Where's the door!