Big Ass Garage Sale  
Fred Eaglesmith 

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Well that's an old toaster, it just needs a cord 
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And there's a full set of coasters, if there was only one more 
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But that's a brand new barbeque, it's my brother Pete's 
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When he bought it he forgot that, he doesn't eat meat 



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And it's a big ass garage sale, at a quarter to ten 
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No early birds 'cause, we're sleepin' in 
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Our mama's in prison, we're tryin' to raise her bail 
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We're sellin' her things, and it's a big ass garage sale 

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There's a car out back, it just needs a motor 
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And a couple a-doors, and a full set of rotors 
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But it used to run good, it had a whole lotta' heart 
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And the beautiful thing is, we got another one for parts 




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                  D                            A 
And it's a big ass garage sale, at a quarter to ten 
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No early birds 'cause, we're sleepin' in 
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Our mama's in prison, we're tryin' to raise her bail 
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We're sellin' her things, and it's a big ass garage sale 

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It's a big ass garage sale 
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It's a big ass garage sale