C                       D 
I got three kids and a lovely wife 
C                          D 
I got a happy home and an electric carving knife 


    
        Abrir tablatura
        
    
    

(Arrangement 1) 
E|-3-0---------- 
B|-----3-0------ 
G|---------2-0-- 
D|-------------- 
A|-------------- 
E|--------------
 

G 
that's why I wrote this song 
                 C 
because there's nothin' wrong 
                D                    G 
nope, there's nothin' wrong with my life 
                                      C 
there's nothin' wrong, nope, there's nothin' wrong 
              D                     G 
there's just nothin' wrong with my life 

         C 
I got a four wheel drive 
             D 
and I got a computer hard drive 
           C 
and I got Asheville? drive 
           D 
and I got plenty of motivational drive 

G 
that's why I wrote this song 
                 C 
because there's nothin' wrong 
              D                     G 
there's just nothin' wrong with my life 
                C               D                    G       C      D 
nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong with my life 

G C D 

Am                        |Tap the guitar box with your fingers 
but then one day          |after the chords for percussion effect 
Em                        | 
my wife phoned 
Am 
to tell me I was 
Em 
on my own 

                G 
and now there's one thing wrong 
C 
one thing wrong 
D                        G 
one thing wrong with my life 

             G                      C 
so I had to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to 
D                                     G 
"there been somethin' wrong" with my life 

         (G)                       C                            D                      G 
there's somethin' wrong, there's somethin' wrong, now there's somethin' wrong with my life (arooo) 
    (G)                             C                             D                       G 
to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to "there been somethin' wrong" with my life 

C 
well I, I caught my wife, and I, 
D 
I had my electric knife and I just 
C 
carved her up 
                     D 
and put a end to my strife 

(Arrangement 1 down to G) 

                 G 
and now there's nothin' wrong 
              C 
no, there's nothin' wrong 
               D                    G 
there's just nothin' wrong with my life 
 (G)                          C                           D                     G 
nothin' wrong, nope there's nothin' wrong, there's just nothing' wrong with my life 

Speaking: / Guitar continues over G C D until "...hell of a time" 
hello sheriff, what can I do for you? 
my wife left me? no you got the wrong end of the stick sheriff, I left her. 
I left her all over the place. 
I left her down at old Jackson's well, down Simpson's creek, Shrimpy's? store 
you'll have a hell of a time putting her back together, sheriff, hell of a time. 
the law's a joke and I'm laughing sheriff. 

a-one two, one two three four 

G C D a few times to end with quick G-D-G succession.