Intro: F 

C                   Dm      F                       G 
Emma eats bread and butter, like a queen would have ostrich and cobra wine 
C                  Dm             F                     G 
Weâ??ll have satanic Christmas Eve, and play piano in the chateau lobby 
F                                         G 
Iâ??ve never done this, baby be gentle itâ??s my first time, Iâ??ve got you inside 
F                                               G                               
People are boring, but youâ??re something else completelyâ?¦  Damn letâ??s take our chances 
C                         Dm       F                              G 
I want to take you in the kitchen, lift up your wedding dress someone was probably murdered in 
C                      Dm      F                         G 
So bourgeoisie to keep waiting, dating for 20 years just feels pretty civilian 
F                                                  G 
Iâ??ve never thought that, ever thought that once in my whole life, you are my first time 
F                                              G 
People are boring, but youâ??re something else I canâ??t explain, you take my last nameâ?¦â?¦ 
Dm 
First time you let me stay the night despite your own rules 
Em 
You took off early to go cheat your way through film school 
F 
You left a note in your perfect script 
        G 
Stay as long as you want, and I havenâ??t left your bed since 

(verse x2 during the sweet ass mariachi horn solo) 

F                                           G 
I havenâ??t hated, all the same things as somebody else, since I remember 
F                                          G 
What going on for, what are you doing with your whole life, how â??bout foreverâ?¦â?¦â?¦. 

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F