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 Am 
I can't poop in strange places 
(strange places) 
     Em 
I can only poop in my home 
       G 
It's as though i'm watched by strange faces 
(strange faces) 
      Am 
I'ts why I never roam 

(Am) 

Am 
I've left Stewie alone with strangers 
(strangers) 
     Em 
To satisfy my fecal needs 
      G 
I've put my whole family in danger 
   Am 
To poop before my anus bleeds 

F         C 
Home bowl, home bowl 
 G                   Am 
You know just what I need 
F         C 
Home bowl, home bowl 
G               Am 
Poop before my anus bleeds