A                   Dsus2 
How did i get here, i do not know 
               E 
I just woke up at this strange show 
A 
This woman's clearly out of her mind 
Dsus2                     E 
She's covered in shit and high as a kite 


A 
La la la la la, la la la la la 
Dsus2           E 
la la la la la, la la la 
(repeat) 


A 
Don't have no phone, no numbers by heart 
Dsus2                   E 
Hope that my husband has had a head start 
A 
Don't tell my father, don't tell my mother 
Dsus2                         E 
They'd die to claim me, way too fun was their daughter 


Dsus2                E 
Oh in these stairs a holding cell 
Dsus2            E 
Soon i'll be in county jail 
(repeat) 


A     E         G 
Someone tell my baby 
A          E                 G 
Or else he won't know i need saving 
(repeat) 


A 
la la la la la, la la la la la 
Dsus2           E 
la la la la la, la la la 
(repeat) 


Dsus2             E 
in these stairs a holding cell 
Dsus2            E 
soon i'll be in county jail 
(repeat) 


A     E          G 
someone tell my baby 
A          E                 G 
Or else he won't know i need saving 
(repeat three more times and end on A)