G                 C 
Listen ladies and gentlemen, 
     D            C 
it's been a rough day. 
G          C 
Iv'e been, holding one in, 
D          C 
what can I say 
     B                   C 
it's something that, you may have forgot 
       B                   C         D 
at the end of the day, I'm ripping a fart 
   G   C      D           C 
oh yeah! that felt pretty good! 
   G   C   D               C 
oh yeah! smells like child hood 
B                 C 
what baby, doesn't smell like flowers? 
      B              C 
don't hate me or the flagulent power 
       G    C  D          C 
of the fart....silent but deadly 
       G    C  D        C 
of the fart....loud and proud 
  G        C          D    C 
i may have farted too loud 
   G     C         D     C 
so i have got to go now