Intro: D  D/F#  G  D/F#  Em  A  D   

     D         D/F#         G      D/F#   
When you see a deer you see Bambi   
      Em      A         D   
I see antlers up on the wall   
D         D/F#           G           D/F#   
You see a lake you think picnics and I see   
  Em                        A   
A large mouth up under that log   
         G                       D   
You're probably thinking that you're gonna change me   
   G                        A   
In some ways well maybe you might   
         Em            D/F#       G         D/F#   
Scrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what   
  Em     A           D   
Remember I'm still a guy   

     D         D/F#             G         D/F#   
When you see a priceless French painting   
Em      A           D   
I see a drunk naked girl   
D              D/F#     G                D/F#   
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy   
    Em                    A   
And I'd like to give it a whirl   
G                        D   
Love makes a man do some things he aint proud of   
    G                  A   
And in a weak moment I might   
     Em         D/F#          G            D/F#   
Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall   
      Em     A           D   
But remember I'm still a guy   


         A                           G           D   
And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car   
        A                        G        
Write a love song that makes you cry   
     A                            G           D/F#   
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground   
         Bm            A          G    
Cause he copped a feel as you walked by   


      D            D/F#       G             D/F#   
I can hear you now talking to your friends   
       Em             A           D   
Saying yea girls he's come a long way   
     D            D/F#          G          D/F#   
From dragging his knuckles, and carrying a club   
    Em                   A   
And building a fire in a cave   
     G                       D   
When you say a backrub means only a backrub   
     G                       A   
Then you swat my hand when I try   
          Em         D/F#       G          D/F#   
Well now what can I say at the end of the day   
Em    A           D   
Honey I'm still a guy   


         A                           G           D   
And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car   
        A                        G          
Write a love song that makes you cry   
     A                            G           D/F#   
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground   
         Bm           A          G   
Cause he copped a feel as you walked by   


D                  D/F#          G        D/F#   
These days there's dudes getting facials   
Em        A         D   
Manicured waxed and botoxed   
     D             D/F#            G       D/F#   
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands    
    Em                  A   
You can't grip a tackle box   
         G                       D                
Yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered   
     G                  A   
It's hip now to be feminized   
        Em           D/F#      G           D/F#   
I don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair   
    Em    A           D   
Yea Honey I'm still a guy   
       Em             D/F#         
And my eyebrows ain't plucked   
          G         D/F#   
There's a gun in my truck   
         Em  A           D   
Oh thank God I'm still a guy