Intro: E    A  

          F#     
Baby, for years you've been saying 
     B 
"Why don't you write me a song?" 
    E                   A        
And I've been like, "I don't know 
 F# 
'Cause I'm not inspired to write you a song" 
    B 
But last night I decided 
                   E 
I'm gonna freakin' do this 
             A 
We've been together for so long 
F#                            B                  
And you always asked me why I never wrote a song 
E               A 
All about you,  about our love 
     F#         
And about how you're the only one I'm thinking of 
C#m                   F# 
I've been writing all night  
C#m               D 
And I got it just right, here we go 


E                      A 
You talk too much, you never shut up 
F#                         B 
Everything I do for you is never enough 
E                         A 
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep 
F#                         B 
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep                    
  C#m                      D#m 
I promised you forever but we both know 
      E               A 
We're never gonna get along 
    F#                   B 
You want it, you got it 
                     E 
Here's your freakin' song 


A    F#    B   
  

E                      A 
And all my homies have always said 
F# 
"What you doing with that girl? 
B 
She's ****** up in the head" 
E                      A        
My mom don't like you, my dad don't too 
F# 
And my brother says you look like 
B 
A guy from Who's Scadoo 
C#m                 F# 
I'm just keeping it real 
C#m                D 
This is just how I feel, here we go 


E                      A 
You talk too much, you never shut up 
F#                         B 
Everything I do for you is never enough 
E                         A 
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep 
F#                         B 
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep                    
  C#m                      D#m 
I promised you forever but we both know 
      E               A 
We're never gonna get along 
    F#                   B 
You want it, you got it 
                     E 
Here's your freakin' song 


A 
I can't talk or you'll get pissed 
E 
Used to dream I don't exist 
B                              C#m                     B 
I say, yes, and you say no, like any bitches, gotta go 
             A                    
With all the shit that we've been through 
            E 
This is the best that I can do 
      F#              B 
Can I still get lucky tonight? Please? 


E                     A    
I'm using manners and everything, I uh 
     F#                      B 
I, I hope you like this song 

                            E 
I spent a lot of time on it 
                     A 
But I've been spent, oh, there's Erik 
                F# 
Just playin', I didn't really spend a lot of time on this 
      B 
But uh, this is the Chorus 


E                      A 
You talk too much, you never shut up 
F#                         B 
Everything I do for you is never enough 
E                         A 
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep 
F#                         B 
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep                    
  C#m                      D#m 
I promised you forever but we both know 
      E                A 
We're never gonna get along 
    F#                   B 
You want it, you got it 
                     E     A 
Here's your freakin' song 

    F#                   B 
You want it, you got it 
                     E     A 
Here's your freakin' song 
    F#                   B 
You want it, you got it 
                     E     A 
Here's your freakin' song 


Okay, I don't know why this is still going 
I anticipated this being.. 3 minutes long, it's still going here. I don't know what's happening 
Anyway that's this song that I wrote for you.. And Uh 
Okay. Evidently it's over now. I don't know. 
I have no idea on the timing of it or anything and I, uh 
Boy, this is sort of an awkward moment here. 
I, uh, I'm going to be honest, I have to pee.