Am 
Even though Jeff was worried 
F 
They weren't in a hurry 
C                         G 
They planned a lovely honeymoon 
Am 
Sue had a brand new Chevy 
F 
Conservative, in good taste 
C                G 
Only 30 payments due 
Am 
They had outstanding tickets 
F 
They had no car insurance 
C                              G 
But they had lots of things to do 
Am 
They were getting organised 
F 
They had their plans all finalised 
C                         G 
The date was set for Saturday 

C                          Am 
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married 
        Dm    A7    G 
They're going for a blood test 

Am 
What if I don't pass my blood test? 
F 
What about our marriage licence? 
C                       G 
What if I can't be deprogrammed? 
Am 
Don't act like it's your last chance 
F 
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch. 
C                      G 
It's not like Gordon Avenue 

C                          Am 
Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married 
        Dm    A7    G 
They're going for a blood test 
C 
Jeffrey said "Let's wait" 
Am 
Sue took her foot off of the brake 
   Dm      A7   G 
He drove into a wall 

Bm 
Don't get excited, now don't shout! 
G 
I'll scratch your eyes out 
D                          A 
Now we can't have our honeymoon!" 
Bm 
Don't touch she's my fiance! 
G 
Say, but I like the way you play 
D                       A 
An autograph from Orson Welles 

Bm 
I'm a fan, here's my record 
G 
It's one we can't get programmed 
D                         A 
We want to give to all of you 
Bm 
They had a little argument 
G 
Sue took her foot off of the brake 
D                       A 
He drove the car into a wall 
Bm 
They had a little argument 
G 
Sue took her foot off of the brake 
D                       A 
He drove the car into a wall 
Bm 
They had a disagreement 
G 
Sue took her foot off of the brake 
D                       A 
He drove the car into a wall