G                                                   C 
People at this honky tonk they're about to drive me insane 

   D7                                                     G 
To tell you the truth my darlin' you're the only reason I came 

                                                          C 
But your beauty's so distractin' hope it don't lead to my demise 

               D7                                    G 
Can you please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes 


                                                        C 
They're playing crummy rap music and there ain't even a band 

      D7                                                  G 
And I wouldn't even be here but you hold my heart in your hands 

                                                                C 
So before I lose my cool and start actin' like them other dirty guys 

                 D7                                    G 
Would you please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes 


           
Yo there brother we're giving' you a shout 

          
Got the bitches in stitches and we're all hangin' out 

C 
Lookin' good in the hood tell you what it's all about 

                                     G 
Shoot that rapper and let the guitar player play 


                                                   C 
If it wasn't for the alcohol I would be quoting Voltaire  

         D7                                                      G 
But with that cute rocking' bod' of yours I can't do nothin' but stare 

                                                      C 
Let's go to your place baby stay up and watch the sun rise 

                 D7                                    G 
But first please tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes 


                                                  C 
I'll be your sex object I'll be your good ol' boy toy 

               D7                                              G 
We'll have the perfect redneck wedding then a little bundle of joy 

                                                                       C 
And somewhere down the road we'll look back and we'll laugh about this night 

            D7                                    G 
When I said tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes 


                                                                    C 
Yeah later down the road we'll look back and we'll laugh about this night 

                                 D7                                    G 
Yes we will  right now won't you tell your boobs to stop lookin' at my eyes 


                                                                      C 
Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now 

D7                                                                       G 
Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now 

                                                                     C 
Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now 

D7                                                                      G 
Stick out your boobsies stick out your boobsies stick out your boobs now