G#5 
Get on your dancing shoes 
                         C#5   E5 
There's one thing on your mind 
G#5 
Hoping they're looking for you 
                   C#5         E5  
Sure you'll be rummaging' through 

G#5 
And the shit, shock, horror 
                         C#5   E5 
You've seen your future bride 
G#5 
Oh, but it's oh so absurd 
           C#5 
For you to say the first word 
            E5 
So you're waiting and waiting 

Chorus: 

G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 
                            G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 
The only reason that you came 
                        G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 
So what you scared for? 
                           G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5 
don't you always do the same 

It's what you there for, don't you know 

G#5 
...the lights are flashing 
                 C#5  E5 
Down in here tonight 
G#5 
And some might exchange a glance 
             C#5            E5 
But keep pretending to dance 

(same chords 'till the end) 

Don't act like it's not happening 
As if it's impolite 
To go and mention your name 
Instead you'll just do the same 
As they all do, and hope for the best... 

The only reason that you came 
So what you scared for? 
Well don't you always do the same 
It's what you're there for but no 

Get on your dancing shoes 
You sexy little swine 
Hoping they're looking for you 
Sure you'll be rummaging through 

Oh and the shit, shock, horror 
You've seen your future bride 
Oh, but it's oh so absurd 
For you to say the first word 
So you're waiting and waiting